Humans Are Weird: Alarming Revelations

Dear Humanity,

Why is it when your alarm comes on in the morning you say it’s going off? It’s clearly coming on. If it were off, you would not be awakened. From now on, you are to say your alarm is coming on. Please, make the adjustment.

Your friend and logic coach,

Nobbinmaug

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