Nudist Colony (Triolet)

Inspired by Cubby.

While I was writing my real triolet, Cubby was teaching me about nudists. We discussed such questions as where a nudist might keep a phone or money. I asked why a nudist would need money. Where does a nudist shop? Cubs suggested they have colonies with amenities such as stores and restaurants, which makes me wonder if they have health inspectors. I bet their strip clubs are superfluous. Can you imagine the meeting with the business loan officer? “Sir, I would feel much more comfortable if you were wearing clothes.”

I hope she doesn’t mind that I recounted our conversation here or that I gave her credit for the inspiration.

Nudist Colony

Come join us at the nudist colony
Take it all off, and you can hang around
Shed your inhibitions and hang freely
Come join us at the nudist colony
Keep your money where nobody can see
Sir, will you please try to keep that thing down
Come join us at the nudist colony
Take it all off, and you can hang around

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  1. Lol I don’t claim to know anything about nudists that I could teach anyone. This is a really funny triolet. Love it. It should become the national poem/song of nudists everywhere. 🙂

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