Cubby, my most challenging friend, has issued another challenge/prompt. This is my first hybrid. This one was to write a poem using homophones, words that sound the same, but have different meaning like red and read or read and reed. The results are supposed to be silly and nonsensical. I decided to add an extra challenge and make it make sense. Of course, since sense is in the mind of the reader, that’s more up to you than me. What I mean is I tried to use a homophone for the word one would normally use giving the sentence a different meaning, but still retain meaning. For example, “I’m going to save the princes,” instead of “I’m going to save the princess.” The sound isn’t exactly the same, but it’s close enough. I want to do another that is totally nonsensical because I love nonsensical whimsy. This is still whimsical and silly, but, I think, there’s a logical flow to it.
The first two lines are the prompt. I only managed 7 homophones. The nonsensical one will much easier.
Update: After a few days of distraction, I finally posted my nonsensical attempt. Chivalry Resurrected: Homophone Inaction
Chivalry Is Dead
Gone are the days of princesses
And nights in shining armor
Saving ladies in this dress is
Not a good idea for a former charmer
But, please, you’ll have to bare with me
If I’m going to save the princes
First, I need clothing that is comfy
In order to travel great distances
I have my shears to shear U
Back there and bare your… but…
Wait… You will be cold if I do
Just a sheer shape of a U on your… what?
No, I don’t usually talk to sheep
I want to create a comfortable atmosphere
Though, I do count ewe when I go to sleep
Now that I have clothes, to where?
Lol well that made a lot more sense than mine did, that’s for sure! I love the layers you have in this poem that make me read it over and over again. This was a lot of fun! 🙂
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Thank you. I’m glad you liked it. I’ve started on another one. I’m trying to override my logical mind and throw out all the rules.
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You could work backwards, which would be cheating a little, but no one would know.
Ewe could work backwards, witch wood bee
cheating a little, butt know won wood no.
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Hehehe Butt. Ooh, good one. That’s how my mind works, anyway. I have to write the sentence in my head and convert to homophones.
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Or you could write it down first and then convert.
Oar ewe could right…
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I’m trying that. Or I’m trying that. Hmm…
I have two half starts. I’m done for today. My brain is numb. I’ve been doing agent queries all day. Eh!
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Good luck with the queries!
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Thank you. Unfortunately, I feel like luck has a lot to do with it. 🍀
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True, but you never know when you could get lucky.
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“And nights in shining armor…” not sure why this piece stuck out to me, love your work.
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Thank you and welcome.
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