Anyone with any bit of sense knows under is only acceptable in Australia. Now, if only we could agree that it’s tissue not paper. Take a piece of paper in one hand, notepaper, binder paper, newspaper… Take a piece of tissue in the other, Kleenex, wrapping tissue… Which feels more like those white rolls you buy in bulk from Sam’s Club or Costco? Which would you rather have caressing your tender areas? That’s what I thought. Better yet, bidet?
Over or under? Toilet roll debate finally settled thanks to 128 year-old manual
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Australia as the Land Down Under makes sense in more ways than one.
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That’s the joke! 😉
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😃
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Ha ha. I have written posts on Over vs. Under and Bidet vs. Paper so your post really spoke to me.
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I glad we could communicate via the language of toilets and hygiene. Sometimes it’s best to butt into a conversation.
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Hey, I’m not going to be the butt of your jokes!
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Even if I keep it clean?
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I’m glad to meet someone else who likes to write about toilet paper. haha! Over is best, but anything is better than nothing, so as long as someone replaces the roll, I’m happy! And a bidet would be nice.
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I dream of a world where we don’t have to write about it. I dream of a utopia where toilet tissue and the it’s empire of lies and torment is replaced by a machine that flips one upside down, removes all waste, and leaves the user fresh clean and 17-43 oz. lighter. Why upside down? Because it makes absolutely no sense, which makes it funnier.
“Thank you for using the Shliplestein Fecalmatic 4,762 Automatic Fecal Extractor. I hope you enjoyed your extraction. Don’t forget to wash your hands.”
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