PHOTO PROMPT © J Hardy Carroll
The title of this is a take on the stoner comedy “Dude, Where’s My Car?” It’s one of my friend’s favorite movies just because it is so ridiculously dumb, so dumb it’s hilarious. I’m not even one for artificial intoxication. The following story will not be “Oh, Nobbin.”-worthy unless it’s typed in disappointment. I’ve been sitting here for hours trying to come up with something better, and it’s just not happening.
Dude, What Has Become Of My Automobile?
“This is the last time I let you borrow my car.”
“I don’t think anyone’s gonna be driving it soon.”
“How did it get up there?”
“Use your words, not just your sounds.”
“Aliens skewered my car? Why?”
“Aliens anal probed my car? You are so dumb.”
“Maybe they were bringing it to their ship, and they dropped it.”
“You have no idea, do you?”
“O.K. This is my fault for letting you go out for snacks when you were clearly too high to function.”
“Do you wanna get high?”