Friday Fictioneers: Dude, What Has Become Of My Automobile?

Friday Fictioneers is hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields who provides us with a photo prompt. Each week’s challenge is to write a 100-word story inspired by the photo.

PHOTO PROMPT © J Hardy Carroll

The title of this is a take on the stoner comedy “Dude, Where’s My Car?” It’s one of my friend’s favorite movies just because it is so ridiculously dumb, so dumb it’s hilarious. I’m not even one for artificial intoxication. The following story will not be “Oh, Nobbin.”-worthy unless it’s typed in disappointment. I’ve been sitting here for hours trying to come up with something better, and it’s just not happening.

Dude, What Has Become Of My Automobile?

“This is the last time I let you borrow my car.”

“I don’t think anyone’s gonna be driving it soon.”

“How did it get up there?”

“Uh…”

“Uh… What?”

“I…”

“Use your words, not just your sounds.”

“Aliens?”

“Aliens skewered my car? Why?”

“Anal probing?”

“Aliens anal probed my car? You are so dumb.”

“Maybe they were bringing it to their ship, and they dropped it.”

“You have no idea, do you?”

“No.”

“O.K. This is my fault for letting you go out for snacks when you were clearly too high to function.”

“Do you wanna get high?”

“Yes, please.”

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32 thoughts on “Friday Fictioneers: Dude, What Has Become Of My Automobile?

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    1. I love to make people laugh, so thank you for that. I’m glad you enjoyed it. Thank you.

      Do you participate in these? I went to read your FF, but clicking your name takes me to Amazon.

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      1. I participate in most, and usually clicking on my picture of an old typewriter in the InLinkz page [not the one for this week’s prompt] will take you to my blog post. I guess I need to put my name on my InLinkz icon so you know which one is me! I know a lot of people don’t and I find it very hard to find my favorites when I don’t have time to read them all.

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