Friday Fictioneers is hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields who provides us with a photo prompt. Each week’s challenge is to write a 100-word story inspired by the photo. Click here to play along or just read more stories.
“Don’t put me on dishes. I’m droppin’ them bitches.” – stic.man (dead prez) (Hell Yeah (Pimp The System))
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The Shliplestein Next Generation Automatic Kitchen Cleaning Bot 473982541029763154963554M3548+55985229776353, or The Shliplestein Next Generation Automatic Kitchen Cleaning Bot 473982541029763154963554M3548+5598522977635 for short, scanned the kitchen. Unsoaked dishes sat in and around the sink. Tomato sauce coated the stove and counter and splattered the ceiling intermingled with Coffee grounds.
It was a typical Tuesday morning.
Untilโฆ
The Shliplestein Next Generation Automatic Kitchen Cleaning Bot 473982541029763154963554M3548+55985229776353 noticed the knives. Spaghetti required zero knives, but there were seven dirty knives.
It twitched and threw the dishes on the floor.
Becca ran to the kitchen, where The Shliplestein Next Generation Automatic Kitchen Cleaning Bot 473982541029763154963554M3548+5598522977635 was wielding seven dirty knives.
Still some way to go on the software programming of this one!
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I don’t know. I think I’m on the bot’s side on this one.
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An OCD bot
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Isn’t that what programming is?
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I don’t want this bot in my house!
Fun one!
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I do. Then I wouldn’t be the only one wondering why there are so many dirty knives.
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Hahah!
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It’s The Jetsons. Cute.
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Maybe slightly skewed.
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Brilliantly inventive take on the photo prompt!!
Susan A Eames at
Travel, Fiction and Photos
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Thank you. I wish someone would invent a kitchen cleaning robot. Maybe without the tendency to violence though.
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Dear Nobbin,
Give me Rosie from the Jetson’s any day. This bot sounds dangerous. Clever story, though.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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You never know what’s going on behind those dial eyes.
It’s only dangerous to messy people who take it for granted.
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Maybe they did eat something that required knives ๐ Fun story but I would be wary of the bot. ๐
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That tone seems mildly botist.
I don’t know. I think a scan would have revealed that information.
Thank you. You only have to be wary of the bot if you’re messy. It doesn’t like that.
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As if we didn’t already have enough ‘ists’ ๐
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I know! Botanists, dentists, ophthalmologists, gynecologists, phlebotomists… That’s just the gist. It’s endlessist.
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Becca needs a bodyguard bot ASAP!
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You win best comment again. I love that.
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๐ฅณ๐ I’m waiting patiently for my prize.
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Thanks! Now I gotta find a place to put them all. ๐
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