Friday Fictioneers: Top News

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Top News

Wednesday, January 6, 2021

Hello, I’m Allotta Gawssup.

In today’s top news, Kim and Kanye have separated and are discussing divorce. Kim has sighted Kanye’s alleged “erratic behavior” and unwillingness to “take his medication.”

Kanye released a separate statement saying, “God has ordained me as the greatest. Kanye 2024. Kanye for the people.”

Though nothing is official, early sentiment seems to be that Kim will have custody of the kids, North, Saint, Chicago, and Psalm.

In other news, something happened at the Capitol Building in Washington D.C. today and apparently, there’s some sort of virus. I hope my phone’s safe.

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    1. I don’t know how many times I’ve scrolled through the news to see some celebrity did this or said something. Why is that a headline? Why is that grouped with the news? I actually saw a Kim and Kanye separate headline mingled in with the insurrection at the Capitol. On the flip side, it will be nice to not see so many headlines of outrage at what the president’s done today.

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  1. Imagine if Saint got sainted, would he have to be called Saint Saint? If Chicago married someone with surname Riot or even better Sunrise 😀 If guess North will have to steer clear of all guys surnames Pole 😉

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      1. If they are allowed to name their kids, we should be allowed to laugh. For all you know they might be naming their kids just so peeps will talk and tweet and they get more attention. After all her brand is pure fluff riding high on attention 😀

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  2. Most news isn’t news anymore. Opinion pieces masquerading as news or articles that are best left to trashy magazines. The investigative stuff is long gone. Here’s to dumbing down the population!

    Dude, where’s my phone? 😀

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    1. That’s the joke. I read an article the other day about an anchor who left Fox News because it was overwhelmingly opinion and biased. It only took him 15 years to figure that out. BREAKING NEWS!!! They filled his slot with an opinion show.

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  3. Allotta Gawssup…love it! This was such fun, but so true unfortunately. I am often amazed how people know every detail of a star’s life, but don’t know what happened in their own city that day. Great job!

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