Friday Fictioneers is hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields who provides us with a photo prompt. Each week’s challenge is to write a 100-word story inspired by the photo. Click here to play along or just read more stories.
The Last Banana To Canada
Mason Manson ate a banana. It was the best banana he had ever eaten. It was also his last.
Sitting on Liberty Island feeding the gulls, Mason started itching from his mild potassium allergy.
If it weren’t for his allergy, he wouldn’t have been so irritable that day. Mason wouldn’t have murdered his family, ironically over a game of Life. Why did he land on the “Contract syphilis from a crotch-munching zombie” square*?
It had to be the bananas.
Mason Manson threw the last bit, his daughter’s pinky toe, to the gulls. A new life awaited in Canada. One sans bananas.
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*I’ve never played Life. I’m assuming this square is on there because, you know, that’s life. I have to credit Tannille, the brilliantly twisted creator of the crotch-munching zombie. Maybe someday her fairies will fight one.
Well, that was weird. Great stuff
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Said the man whose story is about chasing people away with a giant cock. Weird is my specialty. Thank you.
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The zombie likes the giant cock…
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🙊
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Whoa! 😳
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That’s a good reaction.
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Now that’s going bananas… Unleash the zombie! I feel like I should take a bow or something. That’s life. 🤣
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Ladies and gentlemen, Tannille. 👏
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Thank you for using my name. I’m glad I don’t have allergies though lol.
A great fun story well done!
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Thanks for having a name that goes well with Manson. I hope that’s not the only dissimilarity to my character.
Thank you.
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I’m sure there are few more differences lol.
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Dear Nobbin,
That’s an odd allergy. Is this Charles Manson’s cousin perhaps? Eeeeew. You did well in the weird department.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Less than 1% of the population has a banana allergy. It’s akin to a latex allergy. They contain similar proteins. 0% have that reaction. My mom told me about a murderer who blamed his murders on eating Twinkies. Thank you.
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This happens more often than you might think… 😉
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I don’t doubt it. Bananas are dangerous. 🍌
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Hmm… we have bananas here in Canada too, please turn back!
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What? You know global warming is getting out of hand when Canada has tropical fruit. 🍌🍍🥝🥥🍨🍹🏖
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Blaming mass murder on a banana allergy. What an extreme example of the way we always look for some cause to make sense of our chaotic lives!
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You get it. I think most people just thought I was being goofy.
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Deliciously different!
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Those are two of my favorite things. Thank you.
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Wow. A cross between Kafka and Bukowski, I’d say. Good & weird! I like it.
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I’m not familiar with Bokowski, but I take any comparison with Kafka as high praise. Thank you.
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I like Kafka too. You’re very welcome. Charles Bukowski was a phenomenal poet. Look up “Love is a Dog From Hell.”
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I like the title already.
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It’s the bananas’ fault. Blame the bananas. Blame everyone and everything. Interesting take, weird, clever and fun.
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Some people just go bananas. Thank you.
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