Friday Fictioneers: Chicken ‘N’ Porn

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Friday Fictioneers: Chicken ‘N’ Porn

“I want lots of chicken,” said the oddly large little man with the handlebar mustache. “We celebratin’.”

The next day, two states away, Helen asked her co-workers, “What’s Fans Only?”

“OnlyFans? It’s like the nastiest porn site.”

“Are you gonna sign up? Girls are buying cars and houses with their OnlyFans money.”

“No. I got a fraud alert from my bank. Somebody got my card number and spent $200 at Cherchez La Chicken and that Fans Only site.”

“That’s a lot of chicken and porn.”

 “Chicken and porn,” Helen laughed.

“At least it wasn’t Chick Fill-A. That’d be really sad.”

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This is not a work of fiction but a fictionalized work of fact. Someone got my friend’s card number and spent $200 at OnlyFans, which she still calls Fans Only, a site for celebrities and attractive women, I guess, to virtually whore themselves, (It’s all NFT to me.) and sadly, Chick Fill-A. I’ve never been to Chick Fill-A, but as holier-than-thou as the claim to be, I don’t think they have stained-glass ceilings. They unabashedly appeal to the illiterate crowd. “Can’t spell fillet? Well, step this way.” We’ve been laughing about chicken and porn for days. I even made up a pseudo-country song “Chicken and porn. Chicken and porn. Since the day I was born, I just want chicken and porn.”

27 thoughts on “Friday Fictioneers: Chicken ‘N’ Porn

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    1. I used to own a Chicken ‘N’ Porn fast-food restaurant. Every bucket of breasts came with a porn DVD. I may have taken it too literally. It turned out nobody wanted to watch chickens in the act, except Gonzo.

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    1. That’s how I imagine him. He has one of those round bellies that force him to lean back to walk, which accentuates it more. Definitely a mullet.

      The internet has only deepened our potential depths.

      Thank you.

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