Friday Fictioneers: Repair Jobber

Friday Fictioneers is hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields who provides us with a photo prompt. Each week’s challenge is to write a 100-word story inspired by the photo. Click here to play along or just read more stories.

PHOTO PROMPT © Bill Reynolds

I’m house training the remaining puppies, so I’ve been behind on everything else. I’m still catching up on comments from last week.

Repair Jobber

Ahmad Jones was never more excited than when he saw it sitting in the field. The truck would be his first pet. It was a repair jobber, but it was his repair jobber. He was so excited he leaked milk from his nipples, which is a thing young boys do when they are excited. They shed tears of joy from their nipples.

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Shamínyōn received a shplark minus on his report, not only for the inaccuracies but the creepy way he said, “neeples.” He was failing Human Studies, but when was he ever going to need to know anything about humans?

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