Here’s a little something to get you into the Christmas spirit. Norman’s Christmas special is coming soon. …
And so is Norman’s Christmas special. I shouldn’t hype it too much. It probably won’t live up to the hype. It’s just the greatest Norman Normalson Christmas special the universe has ever known. It’s also the only Norman Normalson Christmas special the universe has ever known. …
It’s the seventh day of Hanukkah. As I’m rewriting and preparing Norman Normalson’s Christmas special, I’ve been posting some Christmassy videos. Often, the two month Christmas celebration overshadows Chanukah. Christmas is more nationally recognized and celebrated. People get offended when they learn other people don’t celebrate Christmas. These people seem to believe that anyone who does not celebrate Christmas has declared war on Christmas. Yes, that is absurd and bizarre and a huge overreaction. …
In continuing with my ridiculous build up in preparation for Norman Normalson in A Nearly Norman Christmas, I’m posting another Christmas song. This one is apparently offensive, possibly the most offensive song ever. No, not the one from South Park. This blog is supposed to be family-friendly. …
Are You In A Christmas Funk? If You Aren’t, Here’s Some Help.
Norman Normalson’s Christmas spectacular is only a couple days away. I just have to polish out all the incoherent rambling. Here’s something to brighten your wait. …
Slap A Band Aid On Your Christmas Blues
If this doesn’t bring you Christmas cheer, Norman’s Christmas special, A Nearly Norman Christmas, will. …
This year, Norman Normalson is going to be an alien for Christmas. A Nearly Norman Christmas is coming later today, as soon as I can read through it without making a dozen changes.
Here’s a cool video I found that goes along with that theme nicely. …
So, I said A Nearly Norman Christmas would be posted today. It won’t. I’m a hopeless constant tinkerer, and I’m never satisfied. I’ve been working on it today. The more I read through it the more it changes, which tells me it’s not ready. I’m hoping tomorrow. The wait will be worth it. I hope. Until then read up on Norman. The Christmas special will make more sense with that background information. …
A Nearly Norman Christmas. In Prose. Being An Alien Story Of Christmas.
I’ve been hyping this for a little while. Don’t believe the hype. It does not live up to the hype. It’s better. Dang it! I did it again. If there are things about Norman Normalson’s world that you don’t understand, click here to acquaint yourself with Norman and the happenings on Epatrus. If you don’t get the Earth Christmas references, that’s on you and/or your parents. With only a small amount of ado, here is A Nearly Norman Christmas. In Prose. Being An Alien Story Of Christmas. I got a little case of the Dickens in me as I was preparing to post. …
In my continuing efforts to spread Christmas cheer and trying to get people to read A Nearly Norman Christmas, here’s my all-time favorite Christmas song. It’s the grotesquely underrated soul man Donny Hathaway with “This Christmas.” …
Here’s some Xmas joy. Take it! Go read A Nearly Norman Christmas. In Prose. Being An Alien Story Of Christmas. if you haven’t yet. If you already have, do it again. It’s holly and jolly and happy and joyous and Christmassy or at least Christmessy. …
Here’s another of my favorite Christmas songs. There is a subtle reference to this song in A Nearly Norman Christmas. Yeah, I’m still pushing that. I spent way too much time on it for the few views it has. Barenaked Ladies are just awesome. This song is great. It’s really satirically funny. Enjoy! …
No one is sure how or why this happened, but it happened. This was humanity’s most embarrassing moment until, you know, Donald Trump. I have not seen it. I probably never will. Maybe someday. I don’t recommend you see it. I jokingly referenced it in A Nearly Norman Christmas, so I thought I would share it with you and let you decide for yourself. The origins of Boba Fett appear as an animated segment. That’s supposed to be the lone bright spot of this holiday special. I haven’t seen that either. …
Every 365¼ days the Earth completes a rotation around its solar system’s sun. Apparently, this is cause for celebration. The act of starting a new cycle around the sun sets off worldwide celebrations. Though, not all at the same time. Some festivities are separated by hours, some by months. …
Friday Fictioneers: The New Year Goblin
Some kids need a reminder to be good after Christmas. For those kids, there’s…
Friday Fictioneers: O Tannen-Bomb!
He’s back with more lowjinks. Those are lowbrow hijinks.
DMX singing the greatest rendition of “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer” ever! X!
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