Norman Normalson: A Biography: Part 3: Bathroom Adventures

Catch up on Norman's Bio here. Once FloBloLo deactivated the security system, which took him a lot less time than it took you to read his bio, the ship was easy pickings for the pirates. They went from room to room taking everything of value. There was a constant stream of goods being teleported back...

L Squad Vignettes: Episode 0: Introduction

I've been slacking on my blogging. I ran out of completed bios and pre-prepared material. Instead of writing new material I've been writing and rewriting and rewriting and rewriting The L Squad: Phase 2. Yes, I've rewritten it thrice. It's at least three times better than the first draft, mathematically speaking. I recently pulled the...

Humans Are Weird: Alarming Revelations

Dear Humanity, Why is it when your alarm comes on in the morning you say it’s going off? It’s clearly coming on. If it were off, you would not be awakened. From now on, you are to say your alarm is coming on. Please, make the adjustment. Your friend and logic coach, Nobbinmaug

Humans Are Weird: Underwear

All right humanity. I need to call you out on another of your bizarre idiosyncrasies. Why in the universe do you call it a pair of underwear or a pair of pants? They’re one thing. A pair is two things. A pair of socks is completely acceptable until one of them escapes during the cleaning...