Friday Fictioneers: Fitting In

What could possibly go wrong when a group of boys play a harmless, little prank on a classmate?

A Nearly Norman Christmas. In Prose. Being An Alien Story Of Christmas.

I've been hyping this for a little while. Don't believe the hype. It does not live up to the hype. It's better. Dang it! I did it again. If there are things about Norman Normalson's world that you don't understand, click here to acquaint yourself with Norman and the happenings on Epatrus. If you don't...

The Most Offensive Song Ever

In continuing with my ridiculous build up in preparation for Norman Normalson in A Nearly Norman Christmas, I'm posting another Christmas song. This one is apparently offensive, possibly the most offensive song ever. No, not the one from South Park. This blog is supposed to be family-friendly. While, completely innocuous when compared to everything else...

Humans Are Weird: Alarming Revelations

Dear Humanity, Why is it when your alarm comes on in the morning you say it’s going off? It’s clearly coming on. If it were off, you would not be awakened. From now on, you are to say your alarm is coming on. Please, make the adjustment. Your friend and logic coach, Nobbinmaug

Humans Are Weird: Underwear

All right humanity. I need to call you out on another of your bizarre idiosyncrasies. Why in the universe do you call it a pair of underwear or a pair of pants? They’re one thing. A pair is two things. A pair of socks is completely acceptable until one of them escapes during the cleaning...