A Nearly Norman Christmas. In Prose. Being An Alien Story Of Christmas.

I've been hyping this for a little while. Don't believe the hype. It does not live up to the hype. It's better. Dang it! I did it again. If there are things about Norman Normalson's world that you don't understand, click here to acquaint yourself with Norman and the happenings on Epatrus. If you don't...

Alien For Christmas

This year, Norman Normalson is going to be an alien for Christmas. A Nearly Norman Christmas is coming later today, as soon as I can read through it without making a dozen changes. Here's a cool video I found that goes along with that theme nicely. Alien for Christmas from Dave Pryor on Vimeo.

The Most Offensive Song Ever

In continuing with my ridiculous build up in preparation for Norman Normalson in A Nearly Norman Christmas, I'm posting another Christmas song. This one is apparently offensive, possibly the most offensive song ever. No, not the one from South Park. This blog is supposed to be family-friendly. While, completely innocuous when compared to everything else...

Norman Normalson: A Biography: Part 4: Freaky Friends

Catch up Norman's Bio here. Norman was assigned a guide who the school labeled a buddy. Norman was more embarrassed about being assigned a friend than he was to have no friends. His buddy was odd looking, even for an Epatrusian. He? She? Norman wasn’t sure. His buddy had a pointy head and spoke robotically....

Christmas Is Coming…

And so is Norman's Christmas special. I shouldn't hype it too much. It probably won't live up to the hype. It's just the greatest Norman Normalson Christmas special the universe has ever known. It's also the only Norman Normalson Christmas special the universe has ever known. Here's some more Christmas cheer to build up to...