A Nearly Ready Christmas

So, I said A Nearly Norman Christmas would be posted today. It won't. I'm a hopeless constant tinkerer, and I'm never satisfied. I've been working on it today. The more I read through it the more it changes, which tells me it's not ready. I'm hoping tomorrow. The wait will be worth it. I hope....

Norman Normalson: A Biography: Part 3: Bathroom Adventures

Catch up on Norman's Bio here. Once FloBloLo deactivated the security system, which took him a lot less time than it took you to read his bio, the ship was easy pickings for the pirates. They went from room to room taking everything of value. There was a constant stream of goods being teleported back...

Norman Normalson: A Biography: Part 2: Pirates In Space

Catch up on Norman's Bio here. Norman started his healing process by spending more time with his friends. Norman spent a lot of time with Julio in his family’s Shliplestein 4242Pac Holodeck. Arnold and Reginald let them have all the time in it they needed. Norman even got frequent hugs from Rosie, which was goofy...

Introduction To Norman Normalson’s Bio

In furthering my introduction to the world of Norman Normalson & The Normals, which is called Epatrus, I decided to write a biography for Norman Normalson. I imagined it to be in the same vein as what I did with The L Squad. I planned to sit down and type out a 6-to-7-page bio. Norman's...

Norman Normalson & The Normals Synopsis

Norman Normalson is a normal nine-year-old boy. He hates to brush his teeth. He hates to take a bath. He hates school, especially math. He's irritated by his younger half-brother who gets all the girls, can drive and has a mustache… at nine… months-old. Norman Normalson is a normal nine-year-old boy, except for the fact...