Your Love Is Weird

Inspired by Todd. Your Love Is Weird I don’t know where we go from here It’s time to separate my dear This might not be what you want to hear But you’re love, you’re love is weird I apologize. I’m sorry. There’s one thing I guarantee The things you like aren’t for me I’m really...

A Nearly Norman Christmas. In Prose. Being An Alien Story Of Christmas.

I've been hyping this for a little while. Don't believe the hype. It does not live up to the hype. It's better. Dang it! I did it again. If there are things about Norman Normalson's world that you don't understand, click here to acquaint yourself with Norman and the happenings on Epatrus. If you don't...

Norman Normalson & The Normals Logline

This blog has been primarily focused on The L Squad. There's a good reason for that. The L Squad is the first book I completed and is the most polished. The L Squad is also the book I've been shopping to agents. Agents haven't been overly enthusiastic as of yet. I can only assume, it's...

The L Squad Chapter One: 13 Pillows

I haven't posted anything here for awhile, which is probably obvious by the post dates. I have been diligently working on the follow-up to The L Squad, The L Squad: Phase Two. The simple fact that I'm working on a follow-up is probably somewhat of a spoiler. I finished it recently and have been working...

Humans Are Weird: Alarming Revelations

Dear Humanity, Why is it when your alarm comes on in the morning you say it’s going off? It’s clearly coming on. If it were off, you would not be awakened. From now on, you are to say your alarm is coming on. Please, make the adjustment. Your friend and logic coach, Nobbinmaug