Friday Fictioneers: Bigfoot & Elvis (Oh, R’lyeh?)

Friday Fictioneers is hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields who provides us with a photo prompt. Each week’s challenge is to write a 100-word story inspired by said photo prompt.

PHOTO PROMPT © Ted Strutz

The title’s dumb and kind of misleading. I love it. It gives me an image of a Sasquatch and Elvis walking in the woods, holding hands, and singing. “You ain’t nothin’ but a Sasquatch…” Then they make love. All right, shit just got weird.

Bigfoot & Elvis (Oh, R’lyeh?)

“Here we are, Lake Shakanawa.”

“This is gonna be quick. Don’t go anywhere.”

“You don’t think you’ll find anything?”

“There is no leviathan living in this lake.”

“People claim to have seen it.”

“People claim to have seen U.F.O.s, The Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, & Elvis.”

Dr. Phillip J. Lawrence exited the seaplane and commenced interviewing the “witnesses.”

“It’s like the squid in 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea.”

“It looks like the Kraken.”

“It’s Cthulhu.”

“Oh, R’lyeh?” Dr. Lawrence replied sarcastically.

As Dr. Lawrence was contemplating how to have the whole island committed, a tentacle wrapped around the plane’s tail.

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28 thoughts on “Friday Fictioneers: Bigfoot & Elvis (Oh, R’lyeh?)

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    1. Thank you.

      I appreciate the update. That’s a big difference from the lavish lives they were living. The last I heard, Pac was living in Cuba, and Elvis was hiding in plain sight disguised as an Elvis impersonator.

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    1. It wouldn’t be as horrific if they were crazy. Unless they sacrificed Dr. Lawrence to the non-existent leviathan. Ah, that would have been good. Dang it! Thank you.

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