PHOTO PROMPT © Ted Strutz
The title’s dumb and kind of misleading. I love it. It gives me an image of a Sasquatch and Elvis walking in the woods, holding hands, and singing. “You ain’t nothin’ but a Sasquatch…” Then they make love. All right, shit just got weird.
Bigfoot & Elvis (Oh, R’lyeh?)
“Here we are, Lake Shakanawa.”
“This is gonna be quick. Don’t go anywhere.”
“You don’t think you’ll find anything?”
“There is no leviathan living in this lake.”
“People claim to have seen it.”
“People claim to have seen U.F.O.s, The Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, & Elvis.”
Dr. Phillip J. Lawrence exited the seaplane and commenced interviewing the “witnesses.”
“It’s like the squid in 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea.”
“It looks like the Kraken.”
“Oh, R’lyeh?” Dr. Lawrence replied sarcastically.
As Dr. Lawrence was contemplating how to have the whole island committed, a tentacle wrapped around the plane’s tail.