Friday Fictioneers is hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields who provides us with a photo prompt. Each week’s challenge is to write a 100-word story inspired by the photo. Click here to play along or just read more stories.
I probably shouldn’t participate this week. I’m way behind on last week’s comments. If life is a snow globe, someone filled mine with shit and shook it up on Friday. This perfectly sums up my life since then. At 7 this morning, while debating whether or not I was ready to get up, a dog who doesn’t even live here came into my room, shat on my floor, and left.
I love FF and appreciate Rochelle and everyone else who makes it possible. Creativity is my life force, so I’m playing. This is just something super goofy that’s taken from an actual conversation, and I’m basically trolling my friend. Let’s hope Disney doesn’t sue me. I’m going to try to catch up and be better about comments. I’m going to try the app on my phone, which is glitchy as hell and only works sometimes.
“You are too old to be playing Chip ‘N’ Dale’s Rescue Rangers. It wasn’t even that good. It was a poor man’s Roger Rabbit, just fan service, cameos, and meta humour.”
“I love that stuff. We have to do this. Sometimes, some crimes…”
“Don’t start. It’ll be in my head all day.”
“go slippin’ through the cracks, but these two gumshoes are picking up the slack.”
“There’s no case too big, no case too small. When you need help just call…”
“I will push you off this roof.”
“Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip ‘N’ Dale’s Rescue Rangers.”
“Is that a clue? Bloody hell!”
Is it awesome or pathetic that I knew the Chip ‘N’ Dale’s Rescue Rangers Theme Song just off the top of my head. I looked it up to be sure and didn’t have to change anything.